Superhero Shag, Marry, Avoid: The Batfamily

That old game, beloved of drunk people everywhere. Given a choice of (usually inappropriate) people, you have to choose which you'd have a one-off wild night of passion with, which you'd marry, and which you'd avoid like a cold sore. And for some reason I haven't played this game before with superheroes.

So, let's start with an easy one: Batfamily Shag, marry, avoid!

1. Shag - Jason Todd


Come on, this is a no-brainer. Anyone who can keep up with Talia's gotta be a demon in the sack. (See also: Bruce Wayne) Jason wears the constant smirk of a man who knows he'll be the best you've ever had and leave you staring at an unringing phone for weeks on end.

2. Marry - Dick Grayson


Tender, loyal, funny, passionate, great arse, heir to billions - is there a more eligible man in the DCU? Plus, he was an acrobat. There's not a single position in the karma sutra that he couldn't get into.

3. Avoid - Tim Drake
He's a lovely guy, but the sexual identity crisis would always be just around the corner. The double dates with Cassie and Kon would be plain awkward.

Plus, I'd never be able to wear heels on date night. Guy is weeny.

Incidentally, I'd go on a night on the town with Kate, shopping with Steph, and I'd be scared to death of Bruce, Babs, Damien and Cass. What about you guys?